Sunday, October 24, 2010

Tickled pink

You can run around all want. World after world, you might reach a multiple of levels, running into plumbers, overgrown turtles, shy guys, and even the odd feisty pot plant along the way. Running and jumping your way through plains, deserts, snow, forests and castles, you'll power up every once in a while, and it'll get easier here and there. And maybe, just maybe, in the end, it might be all worth it for that someone special at the end; your princess.

Thursday, October 21, 2010

No Homo(phone)

So many questions...

Who?
"Who who," the owls hoot.
What?
"WHAAAT!!!" - Lil Jon.
Where?
And tear.
Why?
The second last letter of the alphabet.
How?
Now brown cow.

When?
Right, now.
"We're having too good a time today. We ain't thinking about tomorrow."

- John Dillinger

Sunday, October 17, 2010

Our Great _____.


"Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives... This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time."

- Tyler Durden, Fight Club

Monday, October 11, 2010

Society: (Always) Under (Social) Construction

"It's these cards, and the movies and the pop songs, they're to blame for all the lies and the heartache, everything. We're responsible. I'M responsible. I think we do a bad thing here. People should be able to say how they feel, how they really feel, not ya know, some words that some stranger put in their mouth. Words like love, that don't mean anything. Sorry, I'm sorry, I um, I quit. There's enough bullshit in the world without my help."

- Tom Hansen, (500) Days of Summer.

Monday, October 4, 2010

Fruitcakes

Some people are such fruits.
They go bananas at the littlest things.
Always in a rush, they seem to be like: "go man go!"
There's just no time anymore amid a world of Blackberries and the like,
Especially, Apples.


Sunday, October 3, 2010

No one's a loser, rather, everyone's a winner. We are all sperms that won!


“The thing about this winning and losing is that you can win and give a mediocre effort and you can still lose after giving it everything you have. I know which effort I’d be more proud of. The people who compete against themselves are the real competitors... Most of us have highs and lows; it’s the perseverance, the determination, at day’s end, that makes us what we are... Not everyone in sport can win. For some the only prize can be the character they have built within. It can also be the greatest prize of all.”

- Wayne Bennett

Friday, October 1, 2010

HM4 Strength

"I don't think we'll truly ever understand what love is, but as long as we know enough to move on, and be happy, that's all that matters."

- A uni friend